Garrick gazed forlornly into his pint of ale. Sensing movement, he looked up to see that a man had sat down next to him. The man grinned fiercely and clutched a frothing mug of ale still sloshing from recent movement.
“Hellllloooo,” the man anounced, “YOU look like you could use a laugh!”
“I suppose,” replied Garrick. “It’s terrible: I own a traveling zoo and this morning I found all my hyenas dead and dried up like prunes!”
“Oh,” said the man, grin fading. “Uh, nevermind, then.” Garrick didn’t see him slip a corked bottle labeled laughter back into his pocket.
Moooooooo ahhhh haaaa haaaaa haaaaa – gave me chill! Very visual! Am forwarding to GBC as a small revenge for many many many sleepless nights!