This week a book made the New York Times Best Seller list. I’d call it “my book,” but that would feel dishonest. I wrote the words, yes, but I cannot remember writing the notes from which I worked. I find outlines—extensive ones—scrawled in my own handwriting on paper scraps or my bedroom wall. Brilliant stuff. But among the plot twists and story arcs I find messages: “Bury it,” one reads. “Hidden beneath the straw,” says another. “Pray,” advises a third. Needless to say, I enjoy the fruits of my royalties from my home and no longer venture into the barn.
Painfully true-to-life and utterly fascinating! My thoughts live vicariously through yours. . .
True to life? Did you bury someone in the barn?! Turn yourself in!